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Am I more than you bargained for yet
I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that’s just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I’m just a notch in your bedpost
But you’re just a line in a song
Drop a heart, break a name
We’re always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
Your name is REYSER AIROSE
This is an RP blog for my Homestuck fantroll Reyser, who is a fantroll created from the Be the Sea Dweller Low Blood fan adventure universe. Woooo.
Age: 12 sweeps
and you think it's better to BURN OUT
than FADE AWAY
He is a greenblood pail prostitute-slash-bartender, with some freedom fighter (or rebel, depending on where you're standing) leanings. (Yes, he's a Broski supporter, shhh, don't tell.) He may or may not have committed treasonous acts. He has the power of pheromone control and can influence scent, taste, and baser emotions. What does this mean?
The sex is fantastic.
Blood color: green (#708630)
Sign: a tilted stylized 'male' symbol
Strif Specibus: Crossbowkind; Switchbladekind
Lusus: Giant moth
reyserairose replied to your postTHanos was in the new movie??!Yes ouo*
In the end credits
For just a short while
But enough to say he should be in the next one
omg omg omg
…..I wonder if this means Moondragon would make an appearance
b/c I just
really like her >u>
Are you way into comics or just a little? :V
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g’night! <3 sea you tunamorrow :DDDDD
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yyyyyyyeah i got seariously hardcore burned by a green blood recently
not reely eager to jump into somefin wwith another one right noww
oh for ~~
if seah dwellers ahin’t ahll the sahme greenbloods ahin’t ahll the sahme
seriously she’s ah fahntahstic girl she hahs done so much for me
she’s wahy better’n i deserve frahnkly
just one dahte thaht’s ahll i’m ahskin
she’s been reahl down lahtely ahnd i know this would just mahke her hahppy ahgahin
i’ll even pahy for it you cahn go ahnywhere~ do ahnythin you wahnt
just think ahbout it~~?
~~~ orrrr if you got mahybe ah single friend let them know lol
wwhat do you mean im her type
in wwhat wway are wwe talkin about here
wwhats she like
wwhats her blood
well you’re ah
you’re like
ahll politicahl ahnd shit
ahnd smahrt
ahnd ah seah dweller
she’s seriously smahrt like hahlf the time i ahin’t got ah clue whaht she’s tahlkin ahbout
she’s ah student ahnd studyin medicine ahnd she reahlly likes science ahnd stuff like thaht
she’s ahlwahys reahdin ahll these books
she’s ah greenblood ahnd gorgeous
see?
~~~ okahy she looks kindah ahngry ahnd pissed off in thaht pic i know but thaht’s just her normahl fahce i promise
she’s reahlly sweet
oh oh ahnd ah fahntahstic cook
==> looool lay it on a little thicker why don’t you
wwhoa wwait
are you searious
about the apologizin thing
wwhywwhy the fuck do you wwant me to meet someone
of course~~!
i meahn i might be ahn ahsshole but i’m not ah mahssive ahsshole
if i do somethin wrong i ahpologize for it
ahnd i meahnt it when i sahid we weren’t so different
i know how hahrd it is t’try to mahke ah nahme for y’self
look i’ll just be honest
i’d like you t’meet my moirahil
she ah~~~ hahs ah hard time meetin trolls on her own
i promised her i’d help her out
ahnd you’re totahlly her type
don’t judge her by me tho okahy
she is wahy better of ah troll than i ahm
she’d hahve probahbly yelled at me even more thahn you did
see wwhat i mean
moray self righteous condescensionfirst a all my choice to shift into capslock to express my points has nofin to do wwith the points themselvves
second nobody listens to the nice quiet passivve sea dwwellers
they dont listen to the loud angry ones either AS YOU JUST DEMONSTRATED but at least they HEAR uslook at you braggin about bein uneducated
braggin about bein a fuckin stupid moron wwho despite that is livvin in one a the nicest neighborhoods on the fuckin planeti aced all a my courses
i took extra
i sneak into scholevviscerator lectures to educate myself further
i fight fang an claww evvery night an evvery day too
an you knoww wwhere its gonna get me
the gutter
an you knoww wwhy
because nobody lets the sea dwwellers out a the gutteryou didnt get wwhere you are through hard wwork
you said so yourself you cant evven keep a job
you got wwhere you are because thats wwhere society wwants you to be
heres a hard fact that im just goin to tell you and youre just goin to havve to accept evven though i knoww you wwont
i could wwork ten times as hard as you for the rest a my life an nevver havve half a the success
evven if i made the money needed to movve into troll mexico the moment i stepped in the gates a the community id be kicked out
wwouldnt make a difference if i had the cash for a hivve fair an square
wwouldnt make a difference if i offered twwo times the cash
ten times
a hundred
they wwouldnt let me in
at most theyd take my cash an then kick me outif i wworked hard enough to earn more money than the condesce hershellf id be arrested culled an the money wwould be conchfishcated by the govvernment
i wwill nevver be able to just wwork hard an earn the sort a shit you havve fair an square
an evvery time you imply that a sea dwweller CAN youre disparagin the struggle an failure a the countless wwho did try an nevver got anywwhere
youre blamin the vvictims for lyin in the dirt an ignorin the golden boot grindin their face into the muckbecause for your record i do wwork hard
i do fight hard
i dont sit around wwhinin
i EDUCATE the trolls wwho seem like they NEED it wwhich is wwhat im doin to YOU
but i dont just sit around doin nofin
im tryin to scramble my wway to the top like evvery fuckin body else
so dont you judge me wwithout knowwin me
SLOW CLAPS
==> Wow bro
==> You got schooled
==> You shift uncomfortably then type a few lines and erase them
==> Then cough
==> Then type more, erase that and just close the browser
==> …then open it again with a sigh
~~~ i’m not ah stupid moron
but
i ahm kind of ahn ahsshole sometimes
i didn’t meahn to offend you
i meahn i reahlly didn’t meahn to but i guess i did
i’m sorry
i wahsn’t even tryin to get into ah whole thing
i didn’t even wahnt to like
defend the system
the system’s fucked up~ i meahn fuck i know thaht better’n thahn most
the shit i see on the inside
it’s fucked up
sorry~ seriously
heh~~~
i’m guessin
if i ahsked if you wahnted t’meet somebody i knew
thaht’d be ah no~ huh
the moment you start goin OH IM NOT BIASED SOME A MY BEST FRIENDS ARE SEA DWWELLERS youre betrayin the wworst sort a bias
the self oblivvious
oh my COD
BOO HOO FUCKIN HOO
MISTER GREENBLOOD WWAS HOMELESS FOR A LITTLE BIT
MISTER SOCIETY WWANTS TO HAND HIM OPPORTUNITIES
MISTER MAKES TEN TIMES AS MUCH AS THE AVVERAGE SEA DWWELLER IN ANY JOB HE TAKES NO MATTER WWHERE IT IS OR AT WWHAT LEVVEL
MISTER NOBODY WWOULD BAT AN EYELASH AT HIM IF HE WWALKED INTO A BANK
OR A MALL
OR A FUCKIN LIBRARY
MISTER IF YOURE ATTACKED BY A BLUE BLOOD IN THE STREETS FOR MONEY PASSERSBY WWILL RESCUE YOU FROM THE BLUE BLOOD WWHEREAS IF IT WWAS ME THEYD BE MORE LIKELY TO HELP THE BLUE BLOODyou dont fuckin knoww wwhat its like to suffer at the bottom a the spectrum
you might knoww wwhat its like to be poor
you might knoww wwhat its like to be cold
but youll nevver knoww wwhat its like to be TRAPPED there
youll nevver knoww wwhat its like to havve a entire empire systematically wworkin against you to try to destroy your evvery hope a evver becomin anythin BUT poor an coldthe kind a bias youvve got is wworse than the bias a trolls wwho openly despise us
nothin wwill evver change your mind because youvve already told yourself your bein the generous sympathetic oneits a lot easier to convvince hateful bigots that theyre wwrong about sea dwwellers than it is to convvince pityin bigots that theyre wwrong about THEMSELVVES
What a beautiful, righteous rant omg <33
~~~
jegus yell ah little louder whydon’tchah
mahybe you’d get listened to more if you weren’t so ahngry ahll the time huh~~?
==> Reyser are you seriously going through the derailment list or what lmao
but dude seriously whaht job lol
i ahin’t ever been ahble t’hold down ah normahl job~ never finished my educahtion
i ahin’t hahd shit i ahin’t clahwed ahnd scrahped ahnd dug for tooth ahnd nahil myself
i left ahlterniah at 7 sweeps without ah caeger to my nahme ahnd now i’m livin in fuckin troll mexico
mahybe if you spent less time whining ahbout the *~*~injustice of it ahll~*~* ahnd more time ahctuahlly tryin t’do somethin ahbout your situation you could do thaht too~~!
just ah thought
i meahn you’re off to ah good stahrt~ ahnd i wahs just wahntin t’help you with thaht
BUT LOOK
TRY TO HELP AH FINFAHCE SEE WHAHT YOU GET
serves me right for tryin
oh my cod
you did not just say some a your best fronds wwere sea dwwellers
thats the oh look at me im such a fuckin saint line
look at me im all open minded an acceptin an different from all a those other land dwwellers because i havve like TWWO TROLLS to be my TOKEN MINORITY FRIENDS an i keep them around so that i can showwer them in the most PATRONIZIN FORM A PITY KNOWWN TO TROLLKIND an feel a smug sense a self righteous superiority ovver my peers for ityou ARE a fuckin bloodist an youre provvin it wwith evvery wword out a your slimy green mouth
hornbeahstshit~~!!
first off it wahs more’n two smahrt ahss
second off they weren’t fuckin tokens
they weren’t my ‘seah dweller friends’ they were just my friends
i don’t -see- blood color y’know??? if you’re cool i’ll get ahlong with you~ orahnge~ mahroon~ teahl~ green~ blue~ ahnythin
but you’re here ahutomahticahlly mahkin ahssumptions ahbout me just cos of *my* blood color
THAHT’S bigoted
i wahsn’t hahtched with ah silver spoon in my mouth neither
i lived on the street~ i’ve hahd ah hahrd life too~~!
i know whaht it’s like
we’re not thaht different aht ahll~~
you’re the one wahntin t’see differences~ i’m tryin t’get ahlong
==> Of course he answers! He is desperate!
AINT USUAL TO HEAR
AINT USUAL TO HEAR
HAVVE YOU EVVER FUCKIN ASKED ONE A US
keep your fuckin BIASED CLOSEMINDED DEMEANIN STEREOTYPES to YOURSHELLFwwhat the fuck is SURPRISIN about it
do you think wwe cant feel hate an pity like any other trolls
do you think wwe dont knoww howw 2 control ourselvves
do you think wwe arent capable a formin relationshipsyou make me fuckin sick
no im not interested i fillin twwo a my quadrants
i think im fin wwith a fifty percent success rate
A COURSE I WWANT TO FILL MY OTHER TWWO QUADRANTS
woah woah woah woah
cahlm down buddy~~!
whaht the fuck ahre you on ahbout~~?!?~!!
you’re ahctin like i’m some kindah bloodist or somethin
i’ll hahve you know some’ah my best friends were seah dwellers
i don’t think there’s ahnything wrong with y’ahll~ i wahs just stahtin ahn opinion
no need t’fly off the hahndle~ jegus~~~
shit we’re gettin off on the wrong foot here